Quebec City Tourism Although Triumph The Insult Comic Dog was sent to the fiftieth annual Quebec Carnaval by Conan on February 12 to "poop" on La Belle Province, Triumph forgot to mention the beauty and rich history behind one of Canada's oldest cities...as he was likely too busy licking his crotch to notice. Considered to be the most "European" city in North America, Quebec City is just over an eight hour drive from Toronto. You can call the Quebec City Tourism Bureau at (418) 641-6290. Only a few specific locations of Triumph's visit were shown, but you can still track down his path of destruction in these parts of Quebec City: • Berlitz (translator agency) 880 Avenue Honore-Mercier, bureau 193 (at Rue St-Joachim), (418) 529-6161 • Le Turf pub (where horny old man was standing) 1179 Avenue Cartier (at Rue Aberdeen), (418) 522-9955 • Quebon Sugar Shack (maple syrup tasting) in Parc de L'Esplanade (corner of Avenue Honore-Mercier and Rue St-Louis) • Place Loto-Quebec (snow sculpture competition) at Assemblee National Place (corner of Avenue Honore-Mercier and Grande Allee Est) • Rue des Glacis runs north-south between Cote de la Potasse and Rue St-Jean • Rue des Soeurs-de-la-Charitie runs east-west between Avenue Honore-Mercier and Rue des Glacis • Rue Couilliard runs east-west between Rue St-Jean and Rue St-Famille • Rue Saint-Flavien runs north-south between Rue des Remparts and Rue Garneau • Rue des Remparts runs east-west between Rue St-Nicolas and Rue Port-Dauphin